How Do You Want Me?

Take me neat, poured straight from my glass prison

Clean, loyal, sit still while you corkscrew me

Dry, but spit on me, for you I’ll glisten

Comfort your stomach with toxic beauty

Or prefer me dirty, martini green

My olive juices rot your breath to dirt

Chug me, then sedate guilt with dramamine

It’s oh-so wrong, yet you’re back for dessert

On the rocks, my ice pebbles get you stoned

Venom with a punch, beat your tongue senseless

Ache your teeth, I'm the coldest bitch you’ve owned

Hope you like torture, drunken, defenseless

Give it to you sour, your eyes water,

Unhinge your jaw for my lemon slaughter.